Now about the show. I have some questions:
- How much did they pay Joe Perry to be on stage with Sanjaya?
- Are The Kinks going to key Sanjaya's car after that performance?
- Why didn't Kelly Clarkson's friends say, "Ummm...no." when she put on that outfit?
- Why does Blake's father get so much screen time?
- Why does America like to pick on retarded people so much?
- Am I the only one that thought the bush baby eyeball gag was mean spirited?
- Why do I worry about something being mean spirited?
- How frickin' hot is Carrie Underwood?
- Why didn't Stephanie Edwards go farther?
- Where was Fantasia? Broadway? Gimme a break.
- Who is going to have the balls to tell Tony Bennett to retire?
- Why does seeing Carrie Underwood sing make me say "Thank god I'm a country boy!"
- Since when did Reuben Studdard stop sweating?
- Where was Clay Aiken?
- Where was Katherine McPhee?
- If Clay Aiken and Katherine McPhee had a kid, what would it look like?
- How bad was Bette Midler?
- Who is getting fired tomorrow for booking Bette Midler?
- Would John Lennon have washed out if he were still alive today?
- How great are the Beatle's and Lennon's songs?
- What are the chances that Carrie Underwood would do a Playboy spread?
- Would they let me get a subscription to Playboy for just one issue?
- Does anyone really just "read it for the articles"?
- Was that David Allen Grier in the audience?
- Why did they let David Allen Grier in to the show?
- Did David Allen Grier design Randy's jackets for this week's shows?
- Did Stevie Wonder design Randy's jackets for this week's shows?
- Did Randy eat his usual wardrobe person and has been making decisions on his own to cover up the murder?
- When will the judges pick a contestant that is shorter than Ryan?
- When Ryan gets done having sex, does he grunt "Seacrest out" ?
- Isn't Carrie Underwood smokin hot?
- What am I going to do now on Tuesday nights?
5 comments:
E Man and LeeLee said...
We will check out Carrie Underwood when we get how but for now "Keep it in your pants, Anderson".... Mr. Deeds
LeeLee said...
PS, Jordin and Blake albums - SHUN. Melinda Rules!
Kym said......
Joel I am crying I am laughing so hard, you are too funny!!! Almost everything you wrote I was thinking last night, except how hot I think Carrie Underwood is(oh ok yes I was thinking how hot she is, maybe not thinking about her in Playboy though......)
But really that was such a waste of 2 hours last night, at least last year we had Prince to rock it out at the end of the show....this year Bette Midler, YIKES!!!!!
O.K. so now I am sad that Idol is over, but I can't wait to buy Jordin's CD!!!
And Lisa, get over it, Melinda didn't win!!! :)
Ok we finally got around to watching the show and J you have some very good observations, although you level of interest in CU is rising to the level of stalker. I wish they AI folks would slim this down to 1 hour, let the guys and girls do a little singing, bring in a few big name, kick-ass artists and let The American Idol have some time in the limelight. Saving the announcement for the last 2 minutes is a waste.
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